Sunday, April 18, 2004

The Monastary 

A nun's car breaks down one evening. Fortunately, she is near a monastary, so she seeks shelter for the night.
The evening meal is fish and chips, which the nun enjoys immensely. After supper, she insists on complimenting the cook. When she is escorted to the kitchen, she discovers two monks. She asks enthusiastically, "Who is responsible for this fabulous meal of fish 'n' chips?!?".

The elder monk states: I am the fish friar!

The younger monk admits: I am the chip monk!